Not on my good side

Phuuu... I dont like Microsoft or Dell anymore! All I want to do is move a couple of files from a LapTop (Dell) to my computer... I´ve tried everything from saving them on a cd to setting up a network.. but the Dell is a devilspawn and doesnt accept anything like cd or dvd. I tried to set up a Network between my computer and the LapTop but Microsoft obviously dont like their users to this easily.... This is something that should be easy but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Maybe I should go back to using a abacus instead...