It's making me crazy

More rain, just cant believe this. Its lousy summerweather its been like this to last a lifetime. All the talk about Hell being a warm, firey place is just not true, THIS is Hell, rain rain rain rain. The plan now according to a friend is to dry the world by making more holes in the ozonelayer.

1, Drive more car, mc etc
2, Use more hairspray
3, Leave the refrigeratordoor open for at least 2 hours a day.

(Please feel free to add some more ways)

I'm considering buying 10 bootles of hairspray, stand in the middle of the townsquare and spray like my life depended on it. Maybe I'll even buy an extra fridge and leave it open all the time.